“20 Tips For Your First Abortion” A Terrifying List.

It’s no surprise that abortion industry is a gross one but the latest example of what’s acceptable to them has really got me fuming.

Earlier this month an article by Madeleine Roe titled “20 tips for your first abortion” was released and the contents are enough to make me puke. I will give the author credit for being mostly honest though. It is truly a non fiction piece, which is why it’s so terrifying.

You can read it Here if you dare.
I’ll give you an overview, a highlight reel if you will, of the 20 tips In the article. I can’t address them all but these are the main points that I couldn’t let go of.

“It does not matter if it was your husband, your boyfriend, or someone who was really working those olive corduroy pants. You are pregnant. And you are the one that is freaking the f#%k out.”
-So let’s encourage women to get abortions behind their husbands back…off to a great start.

“Google is your best friend and worst enemy. Avoid any website that uses the word “life.” They will not help you. Also avoid all images. All of them.”
-This one is almost comical it’s so ridiculous. Blatantly telling women to avoid life. Wow. But they are correct we won’t help you get an abortion. And also correct about the images of abortion, when women look at them they are far more likely to choose life.

“Make the appointment. Don’t be offended that the person on the phone doesn’t give a shit. Take the nonchalance as a sign that it is no big deal. It could be a teeth cleaning. A very deep teeth cleaning.”
-How sad. Not only are they admitting that the staff at the clinic “doesn’t give a shit” about you, they also compare abortion to a teeth cleaning. Awesome.

“The time between making the appointment and going to the appointment is the worst. Stay busy. Drink heavily. You are not showing yet.”
-If you’re drunk your not rethinking your “choice”…stay drunk till your abortion appointment! Shots shots shots shots…everybody! Seriously, a terrible idea.

“It will cost around six hundred dollars. Consider the cost of raising a child. Consider the cost of that Beyoncé concert ticket you almost bought. Now, let it go.”
-Why not consider the cost of choosing adoption…because that actually doesn’t cost birth mothers anything…but why would they mention that? And it’s extra sad that killing your kid is cheaper than going to see a Beyoncé concert.

“Technology that tells you exactly how far along you are now exists. And it is terrible. You want to be zero days along, negative days along”
-It’s obvious they don’t want women to see the daily advances her unborn baby makes. I’m currently using the Ovia pregnancy app and I’m always amazed by what my baby is up to. If women were documenting the growth of their baby up to abortion day they wouldn’t go through with it. So of course the abortion industry says to avoid these informative apps and websites.

“If you say nothing, you will see nothing during the ultrasound. The nurses are humans, not monsters, just like you.”
– I’ve spoken personally with multiple women who were refused when they asked to see their own ultrasound. The nurses don’t want you to ask to see the screen because they know if you see the screen you see a baby.

“You know the medium-sized metal bowl you use to mix pancake batter? The bowl your parents stored Halloween candy in? That bowl will also be in the room. It is for exactly what you think it is for.”
-This one literally makes me feel sick. At least they admit it though?

” There will be a pain like someone sucking or pulling out your insides.”
– Oh My God! Maybe it feels that way because they are actually sucking out some of your insides…right along with your baby.
This is horrifying. Accurate, and horrifying.

“There will be a noise like someone sucking or pulling out your insides. Be mad that the Dyson guy did not put his energies elsewhere. Focus on the classical music playing in the background.”
-Again…Oh My God. I feel like I’m reading a horror novel. Listen to music while we kill your baby? Because that makes it okay? Why not just tell her to go full Olivia Pope and bust out silent night?

“Redefine the meaning of small talk. Listen to her (the abortionist) as she raves about the new Vietnamese sub shop”
-Ew! Do abortionists really talk about where to grab lunch while pulling a baby out of a woman piece by piece? I can’t even begin the express how disgusted I am by this “profession”.

“In the next room, listen to the instructions from the nurse with the soothing Caribbean accent. Assume she is in this room because of that nice accent. Eat the animal crackers. Drink the apple juice. Realize the tears were about hormones and relief. Breathe deeply.”
-Now that you’ve done the thing you can never undo don’t freak out! Just believe the tears are from relief and not regret.

“Go home. Relax. Eat a big meal. Process your emotions. Take a shower. Talk with your friends. Cry with your friends. Make inappropriate jokes about how you were “killin’ it” today and laugh with your friends.”
-What?! Just…wait what?!? Go home and joke about killing your baby? Yikes!
It doesn’t take a prolife advocate to see these people are seriously holding hands with the devil.

Sadly I think these sort of “tips” are normal for the abortion industry.
Sadly many women still look at these as tips rather than warnings.
Sadly me addressing this article won’t change the fact that many women have already read it and will read it in the future.
But at least we can use this tip list as an example and reminder of how sickening the world of abortion really is.
When people try to tell you that there is nothing wrong with abortion, remember how disgusted you felt while reading about it in just this one article alone.